This is a fat old waste of everyone's time

Following complaints from my fanbase I am adding another pointless post.

Silas - I can't believe that you checked my blog for additions.

Oh, and she's a psycho, or very attached, or both.

Don't you think that there are healthier ways to cruise for an attractive partner than reading blogs - surely that is a little like trawling chess clubs for style tips?

This is all crap

I sincerely hope that nobody is reading this.

I'm only posting to it now because I want to update my blog more often than Silas updates his.

It is a total waste of time, and I'm being paid to do it!

It is slightly less of a waste of time than Silas's blog though, because it is shorter.

YOU should know better - go away.

Blogs are still very poor indeed

I have a raised temperature, haven't slept, and feel like there are two sandpapered golfballs wedged in the top of my throat.

I'm still not delusional enough to think that anyone would care for a moment what my complaints are about the world, or narcissistic enough to think that my opinions would make entertaining reading for anyone else.

Why are you still here?

Piss off and do something worthwhile for gods sake.

Bloggers are still frilly-knicker wearing bedwetters

Day two - I still can't stand "bloggers", "blogging" or the french.

KING OF THE FORKS

i hate blogs